From b8a86e94617f2e424e07fbae4913a934e51e4361 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Carl Jackson <carl@avtok.com>
Date: Sun, 23 Mar 2014 20:50:15 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] More whimsy

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 README.md | 1 +
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+)

diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index 8c261d2..0120cbc 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -47,6 +47,7 @@ Features
 * [Graceful shutdown][graceful], and zero-downtime graceful reload when combined
   with Einhorn.
 * Ruby on Rails / jQuery style [parameter parsing][param]
+* High in antioxidants
 
 [einhorn]: https://github.com/stripe/einhorn
 [bind]: http://godoc.org/github.com/zenazn/goji/bind